01 5 / 2012

When I lose my friends at the bar

whatshouldwecallme:

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01 5 / 2012

When you’re the only one of your roommates who’s drunk

whatshouldwecallme:

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01 5 / 2012

When you’re the only one of your roommates who’s drunk

whatshouldwecallme:

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01 5 / 2012

When a law professor expects me to do arithmetic without a calculator:

whatshouldwecallme:

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01 5 / 2012

When I’m trying to watch TV, but my boyfriend is just like:

whatshouldwecallme:

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01 5 / 2012

When the waiter asks if I want to replace my fries with a side salad

whatshouldwecallme:

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24 4 / 2012

mrscphillips:

Look at this guy

he has three fucking arms

if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will

(Source: ander-son, via theatomicboom)

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24 4 / 2012

gueef: frickyall: um I WANNA TOUCH IT

gueef:

frickyall:

um

I WANNA TOUCH IT

(Source: thegymnopedies)

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13 4 / 2012

hiding my porn files from my mum

wat

(Source: vocaroo, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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13 4 / 2012

(via niknak79)

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